All About Me

I’m a(n) degreed psychologist; foodie; grammar officer*; amateur photographer; rabid fangirl; cherry coke fanatic; internet addict; rpg player; aquarius/rat; kitty mommy; and happily married ho.

I’m obsessed with digging for treasure in the trash; tacky-as-hell shoes; my mom’s cookie recipe; dying my hair unnatural colours; cutting up magazines; glitter!; kids’ cartoons; dressing inappropriately for the occasion; and young adult literature.

I want to create a space for myself; and take over the world with a giant robot.

I less-than-three all my wonderful stalkers!  You can stalk me at any (or all!) of the locations listed on the left over there, if you’re so inclined.  And you could always check out my Amazon Wishlist and get on my good side.

And if you really want, you can always email me: jakamerriman via the lovely gmaildotcom.

* Yes, I know I’ve used the semicolon inappropriately and without remorse.  Pay me to change it!